Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Todays Only Post


Well Devon is busy having Nooners with guys. (Seriously, he posted it on Twitter). And the other writers here are lazy sons of bitches. I am on my own. AS USUAL.

So this is todays only post. Why? Well nothing interesting is really happening. No new kick ass movie trailers. No awesome movie announcements. I don't know who Natasha Richardson is but I know Liam Neeson is fuckin awesome so I guess I could say, sorry to see your wife died Liam now you should sue the shitty ski school she was being instructed by for not making her wear a helmet.

I just ate a fruit cup of pineapple it was pretty damn good.

I am currently watching Summerslam 1989.

WresltingClassics.com nerds are even more pathetic than I originally thought. See I posted a link to devonlohan.com on their shitty site. I was then banned and every post of mine was taken down. Those douche bags said YOUR SITE BLOWS IM NOT GOING THERE. And then we find out that they are in fact coming here. But on top of that, even after my links to the site were removed, they are STILL coming here, and coming back for 2nd and 3rd helpings. Which means they even SAVED devonlohan.com to their favorites to remember to come back here time and time again. That's right. Even though I was banned from their message board, they still can't get enough of me and are following me here to see if I wrote more. Sorry ladies but this is it for today.

But how about this? How about tomorrow things get back on track? We will have to see I suppose.

16 comments:

  1. Alright seriously, did you score some digits at least?

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  2. Their mom would not allow it.

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  3. Score their moms digits. Cougars are like fine wine.

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  4. I'm doing a movie twofer this weekend, so I'll have up reviews for I Love You, Man and Knowing.

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  5. Fuck yes!

    Reviews on 1 movie that we already reviewed and another movie no one gives a flying fuck about!

    CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on. Post something cutting edge. Get people pissed. When we post blogs that piss people off, we get people goin crazy in comments. Post how much you hate black people?

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  6. I forgot you did ILYM already...

    I'll come up with something in any event. I've been fucking swamped lately.

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  7. Well come on then. Cutting edge. Racy. Lets get the REAL Devon in here to shoot on something.

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  8. I seriously hope that guy is kidding when showing off that he stares at high school girls, you are not cool sir, as a matter of fact, most people probably see that as gross, and I'm sure those young girls were very scared at a strange large man staring and drooling at them. Sick. Have you ever had a girlfriend? Most boys lose the "gigglies" over girls....usually in high school.

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  9. Devon has had a girlfriend before. I wish to GOD I still had the pics of her but they were deleted.

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  10. Theresa = fat girl.

    Know how I know? Cuz hot girls love to have guys stare at them, regardless. But it's the fat girls who think that's gross, because secretly they wish guys were staring at them... and sometimes we are, but it's only because we're counting the dimples in your ass.

    You find me one guy who finds it wrong to check out HIGH SCHOOL girls in those outfits, and I'll point him out as a fag.

    I fucking hate fat chicks sometimes, god damn it. Quit projecting your never got=laid except my black dudes aggression out on me and trying to tell me I am wrong for liking nice clean young pussy. And I emphasize clean, because you know goddamn fat chicks have nasty pussies, because there's no fucking way you can reach all the way between your legs to get that shit 100& scrubbed.

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  11. I have to say this.

    Theresa does sound like a fat/ugly girl venting.

    And Devon..... "You find me one guy who finds it wrong to check out HIGH SCHOOL girls in those outfits, and I'll point him out as a fag." Uh, fucking kayfabe son.

    But uh, Devon shooting on fat girls, I gotta stop it right there because if memory serves right. Devon was once engaged, and madly in love with a fuckin BEAST of a woman. So much so that when she dumped him he had to move out of state. Mega pwned. So saying I HATE FAT GIRLS can not be all that true since you have loved some fat girls on kitchen floors and took naughty pics of them, and sent them out to people..... ugh.... god damnit.....

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  12. LMAO

    I think that's plenty of good reason to hate fat chicks!

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  13. Yes, the cool lard ass totally caught me. I happen to be a 29 year old, 5'5, 112 pound woman. I"m college educated, and have something called class. Find me a college educated or classy woman who thinks a MAN checking out high school GIRLS is normal. Just happens that when you're called out on being a loser, the girl calling you out MUST be fat or ugly. More like class, and maybe a little attitude, so call me a bitch if you need a comeback, that's your best bet. Somehow I'm just sure you're no prize, and shouldn't talk about ANYone being fat and/or ugly regardless.

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  14. Then post a picture and prove it.

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  15. So if you're such a classy broad, why aren't you reading The New York Times, FATTY!?

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