Thursday, March 19, 2009

WWE's Kane vs. UFC's Tim Sylvia... FIGHT!

First, lets get the Associated Press report out of the way:

DETROIT, MI - Former UFC Heavyweight Champion, Tim Sylvia was involved in a fight at a bar in downtown Detroit Michigan with 7 foot, 320 pound WWE Superstar, Glen 'Kane' Jacobs.No details are currently being released on how the fight started. A witness says the two were arguing and Tim Sylvia instigated the fight. Jacobs quickly took Sylvia to the ground and repeatedly punched him in the face. The bartender along with a bystander helped pull Jacobs off Sylvia. Sylvia was said to have suffered a broken nose and a black eye.The police were notified but since the fight was not prolonged and neither men wanted to press any charges, no arrests were made. Sylvia was driven by a friend who was with him to the hospital to treat the broken nose. Glen Jacobs left the scene with his wife shortly after.

Now, here's my thoughts. This needed to happen. Obviously Glen Jacobs is a goliath of a dude, but finally we can lay to rest the question of "what if a WWE guy and UFC guy got in a fight in an alley/bar/parking lot/whatever. Yeah sure, we've seen Brock Lesnar come in to the octagon and whoop some ass, but even that was MMA style fighting. It could always go either way with an armbar or some other shit like that... this way, with Jacobs and Sylvia duking it out in a crowded bar, you can say that a WWE guy kicked the shit out of a UFC guy. Right? Sounds off in the comments, unless you Theresa, in which case go die somewhere.

14 comments:

  1. UFC and WWE are just acronyms for organizations. If a man can fight he can fight and I don't believe this incident can “lay to rest” anything. There are too many variables to use this situation as something conclusive enough to make a blanket statement like WWE guys can beat up UFC guys. Although I do feel it is an ironically funny situation to read about.

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  2. See the main thing people don't realize that. Even though wrestling is considered "fake" and just entertainment. Most of those guys do know how to handle themselves and can easily kick the shit out of most anyone. Especially old school guys.

    I don't give a fuck what kind of martial arts you are in. Do NOT go fucking around with a dude that is 7 feet tall and 300 pounds. That is just common fuckin sense.

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  3. The Sun has some comments from Kane, laughing off reports that he had gotten into a bar fight with UFC star Tim Sylvia earlier this week in Detroit, as neither man was in Detroit at the time of the alleged incident. He said he would do pretty well in a UFC fight, saying he has some MMA training and started out as a shoot fighter in Japan.

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  4. Wondered why i never saw this on any other sites....they must check their sources before posting. Novel idea.

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  5. Oh come on.

    By now this is common sense.

    If Devon posts a news story and it is not reported on any real news sites, you can pretty much have a safe bet that it was a rumor or retard gossip. Devon doesn't post original content anymore remember? Hes afraid to get edgy and in your face with stuff. Copying and pasting rumors off the associated press is his gimmick now.

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  6. Exactly! Unlike other writers here, I have a real job!!!!

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  7. Yeah! And when hes not working, hes.... uh....... hes doing, stuff? Twittering? Tweeting? Whatever it is? Important things damnit!

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  8. I didn't really mean you, but anyways... It was a joke.

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  9. I know you didn't mean me. I was just saying you always talk like you got tons of important shit going on which is your excuse for poor blogs on here.

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  10. Just wondering, but who did you mean?

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  11. Instead of giving me shit about my posts, shouldn't you be searching Youtube for yours?

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  12. Jesus dude, quit acting like me. I was only kidding. D and Obj both know I'm talking about them. They "run blogs" for a living. That's not a job - it's a hobby. And again, it was only ribbing.

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  13. Are you calling D and OBj out??

    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

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  14. I don't run blogs for a living, but I don't do it as a hobby. Regardless, I don't really care.

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