Sunday, February 8, 2009

Brief Taken Review

So I saw Taken today. If you haven't seen the previews, it's basically a movie where Qui-Gon Jinn has a daughter who ends up getting kidnapped, and the kidnappers get on the phone and Qui-Gon tells the kidnappers to just let her go, and hell forget all about this shit, but if they don't let her go, he will come find them and kill them. Stupid kidnapper acts hard on the phone and says "good luck." Well guess what the fuck happens next?

Basically, this movie shoulda been called, Jason Bourne Is A Faggot. This guy kills the fucking fuck out of every god damn bad person that exists. This is the first movie where I actually said out lout "geeezus enough already!!" And I was talking for the BAD GUYS. Yeah, you start to feel sorry for the bad guys cause you know there is zero chance of them winning this battle.

Anyways, two thumbs up, excellent kick ass movie. If you like those Bourne Faggotry movies, then this is perfect, cause this guy would beat the fuck out of Jason Bourne.

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