You know what I don't understand?
The term... DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!!! Which is supposed to mean, drive crazy and speed and be a maniac, cause you stole it and you don't care! Cause you are fuckin radical!
When in reality, if I was to steal a car, the last thing I am gonna do is drive crazy, speed, and be a maniac. Why would I want to draw attention to myself when I just stole it? That makes zero god damned sense. Hey! I just stole this car now I am gonna jump curbs and run down telephone poles and go ape poop!!!!!! DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Also, if I stole something, it must mean I really wanted it, and plan to keep it, or sell it. So why the fuck would I wanna risk doing damage to something like that? It would fuck the value of selling it. And it would suck cause I had zero insurance on it, and no way of really getting insurance on it, so wouldn't be able to get it fixed, it would all have to come out of my pockets to fix it. So why would I romp the car that I just stole?
You know what, drive my balls like you stole them you catchphrase makin douche bags.