Saturday, August 11, 2007
Stephen Sommers directing G.I. Joe A.K.A. The Worst News Ever
This is by far the most fucked news ever. I have longed for a G.I. Joe movie. And it looks like I am going to get it. But it won't be the movie I want to see...
Word has broken that Paramount has given the directing job to Stephen Sommers.
This really blows. Stephen Sommers makes half assed movies with nothing but giant CGI Effects but with ZERO character development, storylines that are retarded as shit, and the worst directing ever. Mixed in with movies full of so many plot holes I could grate fucking cheese with it. Seriously, I did.
For those unfamiliar with Sommers.... He made
The Mummy Returns
Yeah I'm going to stop there.
4 movies with the worst directing I have ever seen in my life. I put Sommers up there with Brett Ratner. They are no film makers. They are making movies for studios for some cash. They have no love for cinema, they have no passion for film making. They suck the souls and lives out of movies. Ugh.
This is 100 times worse than Halloween being remade.