Well by the looks of Devons TOP HOT CHICKS LIST in which he needed the help of 3 guys since he obviously knows nothing about girls.... I have compiled a list of the Men that he would want to have his sexy ways with...... here we go! Oh and the quips are as told by, Devo himself.
10: Mark Harmon
When hes not teaching "Summer School" he can investigate my crime scene, any day!
9: Woody Harrelson
This "White Man CAN Jump" my bones!
8: Clint Howard
I'll give this "Ice Cream Man" some cream alright...
7: Jonathan Taylor Thomas
He can be my "Lion King" in the bedroom. I'll be working on my ROOOAAARRR!
6: Andrew McCarthy
How about a little "Weekend IN Devon?"
5: Bobcat Goldwait
Man this Bobcat can... umm well he..... the hell with it just fuck me Bob!!!!
4: Fred Savage and Ben Savage
A ménage à trois with these fine men will make my "Little Monster" go crazy!
3: Jeffrey Jones
I'll "Stay Tuned" alright... tuned into his balls!
2: Reginald VelJohnson
Its not "Family" that "Matters" Its his black dong in my loose chute that does!!
1: Tom Arnold
This is about as close to fucking Random Villain as I will ever get... TAKE ME TOM!!
So there you have it folks! Now go and vote on which one of these men above Devon should actually go after for fornication! Will it be Tom Arnold? Carl Winslow?? Fate is in your hands true believers! (Sorry Devon but you brought this on yourself.)