Thursday, April 17, 2008

In Theaters Tomorrow 4/18/08 - Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Pathology, 88 Minutes

Pathology - A group of med students who hatch a scheme to see who can commit the perfect crime one that even a fellow pathologist couldn't unravel.

I saw the trailers for this, didn't seem interested at all. It has Peter Patrelli from Heroes in it which is cool I guess. He also played Rockys son in Rocky Balboa. Uh yeah, pass.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall - Struggling musician Peter Bretter (Jason Segel, Knocked Up, How I Met Your Mother) has spent six years idolizing his girlfriend, television star Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell, Veronica Mars). He’s the guy left holding her purse in paparazzi photos and accidentally omitted from acceptance award speeches. But his world is rocked when she dumps him and Peter finds himself alone. After an unsuccessful bout of womanizing and an on-the-job nervous breakdown, he sees that not having Sarah may just ruin his life. To clear his head, Peter takes an impulsive trip to Oahu, where he is confronted by his worst nightmare: his ex and her tragically hip new British-rocker boyfriend, Aldous (Russell Brand), are sharing his hotel.

I will for sure be there tomorrow night for this one. I'm a big fan of Jason Segel as well as the rest of the Apatow crew. And of course, Kristen Bell is hot as hell. Go see this.

88 Minutes - Al Pacino stars as Dr. Jack Gramm, a college professor who moonlights as a forensic psychiatrist for the FBI. When Gramm receives a death threat claiming he has only 88 minutes to live, he must use all his skills and training to narrow down the possible suspects, who include a disgruntled student, a jilted former lover, and a serial killer who is already on death row, before his time runs out.

This seems like a renter to me.

The Forbidden Kingdom - An American teenager who is obsessed with Hong Kong cinema and kung-fu classics makes an extraordinary discovery in a Chinatown pawnshop: the legendary stick weapon of the Chinese sage and warrior, the Monkey King. With the lost relic in hand, the teenager unexpectedly finds himself traveling back to ancient China to join a crew of warriors from martial arts lore on a dangerous quest to free the imprisoned Monkey King.

I'm not a fan of the Chan. Well not anymore that is. And Jet Li is alright. Maybe I'll rent this. Who knows.

Limited Releases

Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden - Morgan Spurlock, director of the unforgettable Super Size Me (2004 Festival), returns with a surprising follow-up: his search for the most wanted man on earth. And as he did with fast food, he’s determined to go the distance. Amazed by Osama bin Laden’s success at evading capture, gung-ho Spurlock sets out to locate the Al Qaeda leader in a manhunt that takes him to Egypt, Morocco, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, and finally Pakistan (where most fingers point).

SPOILER - He doesn't find him. From what I have heard from people that saw a sneak screening, it is a boring idiotic piece of shit of a movie. But, I think I'll rent it anyways.

Zombie Strippers - Worldwide media sensation JENNA JAMESON and Nightmare on Elm Street’s ROBERT ENGLUND star in ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino’s, a hot underground strip club. As one of the strippers gets the virus, she turns into a supernatural, flesh-eating zombie stripper, making her the hit of the club. Do the rest of the girls fight the temptation to be like the star stripper, even if there is no turning back? Also featuring ROXY SAINT (of the Goth band Roxy Saint and the Blackouts) and Ultimate Fighting Champion TITO ORTIZ, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS is a sexy, bloody, hilarious good time!

Uh, yeah. Tito Ortiz.... Jenna Jameson... in a movie together, with Robert "Ill be in anything as long as you give me 20 bucks" Englund. You know a movie is bad when you turn off the TRAILER for it. Which is exactly what I did. I will not be renting this, or watching it on cable. In fact I think I am going to stay as far away from this movie as possible. Ugh.

In closing. Just a bunch of renters, with a must see in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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