Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Devon Returns! Form Of... A Douche!!!

Well since "anonymous" has been craving and needing Devon blogs so incredibly bad. I stopped by the MySpace of Devon to see what he had to offer and what do ya know! Devon copied and pasted some shitty song lyrics into a blog! Yeah, cause, every straight guy, posts blogs that are song lyrics to shitty music......

You wanted the best, you got the best. A Devon Blog For Anonymous.

Current mood: hopeful

These hammers and strings
Been following me around
From a box filled garage
To the dark punk rock clubs
Of 1000 American crowds
And my friend calls me up
She says, "how have you been?"
I say, "dear I've been well,
Yeah the money's coming
But I miss you like hell.
I still hear you in this
Old piano, oh yeah."
She says, "Honey, I know
That we don't talk as much
But I still hear your ghost
In these old punk rock clubs
Come on, write me a song
Give me something to trust
Just promise you won't let it be
Just the keys that you touch."

Give me something to believe in,
A breath from the breathing
So write it down,
I don't think that I'll close my eyes
'Cause lately I'm not dreaming
So what's the point in sleeping?
It's just that at night,
I've got nowhere to hide
So I write you a lullaby
A lullaby

These hammers and strings
Been following me around
Behind passenger vans
Through the snow, dirt, and sands
Of 1000 American towns
And my friend calls me up
With her heart heavy still
She says, "Honey, the doctors
Prescribed me the pills.
But I know I'm not crazy.
I just lost my will.
So why am I, why am I
Taking them still?"

I need something to believe in
A breath from the breathing
So write it down,
I don't think that I'll close my eyes
'Cause lately I'm not dreaming
So what's the point in sleeping?
It's just that at night,
I've got nowhere to hide

To the sleepless, this is my reply:
I will write you a lullaby,
A lullaby.

Give me something to believe in,
So write it down,
I don't think that I'll close my eyes
'Cause lately I'm not dreaming
So what's the point in sleeping?
It's just that at night,
I've got nowhere to hide

To the speepless, this is my reply:
I'll write you a lullaby
A lullaby, a lullaby, a lullaby


There ya go folks. That is what you wanted. And that is what you have been missing. Devon at his copying and pasting pointless shit best! Also don't ask me what speepless is I have no idea.

Till next time. This is Random Villain saying, don't eat poop!

5 comments:

  1. Damn that guys gay, lol! Being the token gay guy here wasn't a bad gig, cant believe he really quit. Dumb.

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  2. Posting song lyrics, kinda gay. But it is questionable depending on the song. This song is gay. But...

    I think the real mark of the gayness going on is... what guy that claims he is not gay puts a kitten smiley face?

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  3. Myspace does those by default.

    That's a good song if you take the time to listen to it. Not sure how posting it makes someone gay. Weird... but not gay.

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  4. I enjoy a lot of gay music and I am not a homosexual.

    I even spend some time at a gay internet forum.

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  5. Yes but, do you seek out lyrics to said gay songs that you listen to then copy and paste the lyric into a blog on your myspace for no real reason other than to just show your internet friends just how much you LOVE gay songs?

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