Monday, May 19, 2008
Where is Devon? A.K.A. California Lifts Ban On Gay Marriage!
So we have wondered, where exactly has Mr Devon gone? I miss his Kevin Costner blogs. Well some have their theories, and I have mine....
The California Supreme Court has given the big gay boot to the ban on gay marriage. The big bad Chief Justice says that "responsibility to care for and raise children does not depend upon the individual's sexual orientation."
Now this ruling will not take effect for 30 days, which gives someone enough time to pack up their shit and head out to California, just sayin.....
San Fransisco is going to hold HUGE parties everywhere and invite bands like Nickelback and Panic At The Disco to come and play their gay music at gay wedding parties. As for if any other states are following behind California in lifting the gay ban, none so far.
Especially where I live. Arizona. They actually said FUCK NO to lifting the gay ban. So gay cowboys will just have to wait longer for the ban to be lifted here. As for my personal thoughts on the whole thing, I could give two fucks. I don't see why such a ban is needed. If two dudes want to get together and get married, go for it, it has zero effect on my life. So why the hell should I care? That goes for everyone else throwing the ban down. Just lift it already, who cares? You realize that if you lift the ban, gay people would stop throwing gay riots and having gay parades and starting gay protests don't you? They would mind their own business, just like you should be doing.
That's right, Random Villain is back from his honeymoon, and back in full force. Fags.