Why Is Rob Zombie So Fucking Stupid?

God damn Rob Zombie. I try so hard to like the guy but he keeps saying and doing stupid shit, here is the latest quote from Rob Zombie about Halloween 2, or, H2...

"Although you've asked over five hundred questions many of them are the same questions over and over. So here's the answer to the first question that keeps getting asked.

"Is this movie a remake of Halloween 2 ?"

The answer is no. This movie has nothing to do with the movie that came out back in 1981. The only thing slightly the same is my film has a brief hospital scene at the top of the film and even that is 100% different. These are all new characters and all new situations. This is not a remake of a sequel, this is the continuing story of the Halloween I started. So hopefully that clears up that confusion."

Soooooooooooo......

Let us break this down...

This movie has nothing to do with the movie that came out back in 1981.

Alright....

The only thing slightly the same is my film has a brief hospital scene at the top of the film

Soooooooo, then how does this movie have NOTHING to do with the original Halloween 2... when in fact, there is something that has to do with the original Halloween 2?

and even that is 100% different.

Halloween 2 = Hospital. YOUR Halloween 2 = Hospital. That is not 100%. Maybe 80%

These are all new characters and all new situations.

Well no shit all new characters everyone pretty much died in the first movie Rob. NEW situations. Lets see... original sequel = people being killed in a hospital. Your sequel = people being killed in a hospital. Yep, totally new situations.

This is not a remake of a sequel,

Didn't you say that kinda about the first Halloween, that it wasn't a remake but your own vision and then it wound up being almost a dead on remake?

this is the continuing story of the Halloween I started.

Kinda how... the first Halloweens sequel is a continuing story of the Halloween that Carpenter started?

So hopefully that clears up that confusion."

No. It doesn't Rob. You are retarded.

And this is the best part....... after stating all that he then says CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME PIC FROM THE HOSPITAL SCENE!
Wow. Doesn't look like the original sequel at all. That is totally 100% different!