Thursday, July 10, 2008

The next Superman movie....

Superman Returns fucking sucked. Seriously huge chunks of suckness all over the god damn place. I put Superman Returns up there next to the god damn Hulk. Seriously. It sucked that much. So I held out hope that the sequel would make up for it, and maybe in the sequel we would get some action, some fights, some bad ass happenings. And it looks like I just might get my wish.

Bryan Singer coming back to direct the next Superman seemed less and less likely. And now it seems there is no way in fuck Singer will be back. THANK GOD. Turns out the job might have been offered to Louis Leterrier. Who directed The Incredible Hulk. I guess they saw that Hulk sucked so this guy came along and said fuck Hulk, that movie never happened, here is a real Hulk movie. And figured he could do the same for the Superman movies as well. The plan is for them to take a totally different approach from the last Superman and make something different and new. Works for me. I hated the last movie for so many reasons. The shot in the trailer when Superman is shot in the fucking eyeball, then just smirks at the crook was awesome, and I could not WAIT for the movie to see exactly what happens to that crook, and what happened? NOTHING! THE GOD DAMN SUPERMAN IS SHOT IN THE EYE, HE SMIRKS, IM THINKIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THE MOVIE CUTS TO SOME BULLSHIT! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I am done now. Anyways, this is a huge rumor, Louis Leterrier has stated he MIGHT have been offered the part, but of course won't say if he was for sure or not. Needless to say we are getting a new Superman movie, and they are forgetting that god awful Superman Returns ever happened.

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  1. There was a deleted scenes version where NOTHING! THE GOD DAMN SUPERMAN IS SHOT IN THE EYE, HE SMIRKS, IM THINKIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE SUPERMAN BLOWS HIS LOAD ALL OVER THE CROOK'S FACE AND IT TURNS INTO A SAUSAGE PARTY AND YOU WOULD LOVE IT!!!

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