Thursday, June 26, 2008

Someone had their cell phone camera on the set of Final Destination 4!

I really really liked the first Final Destination. The second one was ok I guess. The third one had more holes in it than Devons underwear, don't ask how I know. Seriously though, in the third movie, the big accident happens because that guy dropped his video camera on the roller coaster tracks. So everyone crashes and dies then the chick wakes up and warns people to get off the roller coaster, and most do, even the guy with the video camera. So if he wasn't on there, he wouldn't have dropped his camera on the tracks, therefore everyone should have lived and there would have been no roller coaster crash at all. But that doesn't matter because much like the Saw movies, no one gives a shit about the story or the characters, they just wanna watch people get killed in fucked up ways. And even though the last two movies were kinda blah, I am very very excited about part 4, why you ask? Because it is the first of many horror movies returning to 3-D! Limbs, blood, heads, boobs, all comin at your fuckin face in the theater! I haven't seen a horror 3-D movie since Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare. Anyways, someone had their cell phone camera on the set of the new Final Destination and caught this little clip of a car accident, which is what opens the new movie.



9 comments:

  1. Seriously though, how DO you know about Devon's underwear?

    Maybe he's not the gay one around here after all....

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  2. He used to send me his used bras in the mail till I told him to stop. Then he started sending his used underwear. They were silk. And the elastic was always stretched out. I haven't received any lately though.

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  3. I bet Devon has holes in his underwear from sitting on his ass in one place for too long, never writing shit here, and disappointing his 3 fans that I've seen request more writing from him lately. There went HIS fan base. I'll stick to reading stuff from the writer that puts up 4-5 stories a day like today.

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  4. ::Waits for Devons excuse of... I WAS ON MY WAY TO POST THIS WHEN I SAW IT ALREADY WAS::

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  5. Or...

    I HAVE A REAL JOB I DONT HAVE TIME TO SIT ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY LIKE YOU PEOPLE!!!

    or....

    WHY?!? EVERYTIME I POST SOMETHING I GET CALLED GAY!! ABERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

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  6. Yeah, that's about right. I DO have an actual job, that doesn't give me the luxury of sitting on my fat ass all day playing on disney.com.

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  7. A. I do sit on my fat ass all day... at my actual job, I just have the talent of multi tasking.

    B. Damn you. Damn you straight to hell for bringing up the memories of the awesome game on VMK.COM that was recently closed down. It was VMK.COM not DISNEY.COM fucking moron get your facts together before you attempt an insult.

    C. Your just pissed that your own fans love me more.

    D. Instead of bitching and crying AGAIN, AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS USUAL. You could have written a blog.

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  8. ABERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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  9. Better things to do? Like cry so hard you puke in trash cans in hotel rooms alone? Write blogs about girls not wanting to be your girlfriend? Your life rocks, so fuckin hard.

    And yeah, maybe if you didn't suck at life so much and would actually do something here, you would also be getting paid to write for this site. Instead all you do is bitch and cry and whine about EVERYTHING. Then say you have zero time to write, but you have PLENTY of time to cry in comments all day.

    ABERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!






    Queer.

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