Thursday, June 5, 2008

Fuck You, Brian Austin Green!

Yes, fuck Brian Austin Green. The dude from Beverly Hills, 90210.

And you know why? Because he's the boyfriend of Megan Fox, and Megan Fox just can't have enough sex it seems. Recently she was interviewed, and She said: "I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven't met a lot of men who have said, 'You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.' "

Megan, who is only 21, has also confessed it doesn't take much to get her in the mood for sex, because her raging hormones leave her in a permanent state of arousal. She's like a bitch in heat, for fucksakes.

She added: "I'm young and have a lot of hormones - I'm always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I'm in a relationship. Sex with random people who I've met at clubs is not really my thing. I'd rather stay home and have sex all day, than even leave the house."

Are you fucking kidding me?! With Brian Austin Green?! I mean don't get me wrong, Brian Austin Green is obviously better looking that anyone writing for this website, but you're Megan Fox, you can do better than the guy that sucked face with Tori Spelling for 7 years.

Megan Fox loves to fuck, and she loves to fuck Brian Austin Green.

That sentence is a juxtapose of emotions.

I guess we can see why Brian Austin Green won't sign on to the 90210 remake show. He wants to be home as much as possible, and I can't say that I blame him.

21 comments:

  1. He's not doing the new 90210 because hes on the Terminator show. And who cares if hes fucking Megan Fox? I never understand why guys get so pissed off that some hot actress gets married or engaged or pregnant. Like they had a chance or something to begin with.

    Even still, someday, somehow, Lisa Loeb will be mine.

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  2. I know he's doing the Terminator show... I was just making a point... see this is why I don't bother.

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  3. It's just the prinicple of it all.

    That's all.

    (this was supposed to be one of those clever hot chick + sexy words post that generates hits)

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  4. Jesus calm down, you said I guess we can see why, meaning you seem like you didn't know why he wasn't going to do 90210.

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  5. Now if you want to really get pissy and bent outta shape, I could point out the fact that you're rating guys looks.

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  6. This blog sounds like you're pissed at David Silver for fucking Megan Fox instead of you and you're jealous of her.

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  7. Who the fuck is David Silver?

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  8. That had to be Money. No one else is gay enough over 90210 to post some shit like that.

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  9. (this was supposed to be one of those clever hot chick + sexy words post that generates hits)"

    Devon,
    We generally don't try to rank for search terms like "Fuck Brian Austin Green" ( maybe " I wanna fuck megan fox" or something..maybe)

    But, uh, thanks for trying I guess.

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  10. My this is all hard to follow. 1 day Devon is mad because RV posted his highly pathetic blogs that no normal person would post on the net to begin with, as they were obviously cries for attention on Myspace...now Devon posts a blog comparing the looks of men. After seeing the pic Villain posted here a few days ago, I have been convinced that every comment questioning Devon's sexuality is completely brought on by himself. I'm not complaining, all this is highly amusing to read, I just hope the supposed suicide talk in a previous post is just more mud slinging, as someone talking suicide over some blog posts is even MORE sad and pathetic.

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  11. This is stupid, someone post that pic again, and it will be fairly obvious to anyone with half a brain that the guy is gay, and just doesn't want to come out and admit it....end of story, no point in all his bickering, couldn't be any more obvious, so just leave it be.

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  12. That picture was a joke, taken as a joke, with a sense of humor, at work, joking around.

    Fucksakes.

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  13. Devon, I'm one of your friends, and I dont have the heart to say it myself I admit, but don't force them to post your other pics, they aren't the most straight pics either, so leaving it alone is probably best, the pics would answer a lot of your own questions. Ok i'm going to feel bad now, but someone had to say.

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  14. Sorry Devon but if you wanna look at the numbers. My blogs numbers highly outweigh your blogs numbers. I am the one that posts ORIGINAL blogs like a madman on here, and in doing so have even started getting paid for being the one person that is keeping this site alive. Pathetic blogs or not.

    And give up on trying to figure out who anonymous is. It wasn't D, and yes even though a few times I have posted as anonymous just to get a rise outta you, I can promise you I have not in the recent weeks once posted as anonymous. So stop pointing fingers.

    After over a year of posting, you should stop and think about WHAT you are saying. You know we rag on you for being gay, or bi, whatever, so why would you go and post a blog in where you say you think a guy is good looking? That is just opening the door.

    And hey, Devon just said. "Post all the fucking pictures you want. I know who/what I am." So OK. Maybe some will pop up tomorrow.

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  15. Uh, you're the one that gets all pissy and mad anytime gays are talked about. Not us.

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  16. I will agree on one thing....these fighting bashing posts with 20 comments are entertaining as shit, i laugh my freakin ass off daily, thanks, i think.

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  17. Uh why would ME of all people know you're not gay? From what I have seen from you, the evidence has given me nothing but convincing facts that you HAVE to be gay. It is the only logical answer to your behavior and likes and lifestyle.

    And yes, you can write a blog without it seeming like you are gay. Maybe try posting a blog about shit the people might actually care about. No one gives one flying fuckin shit if some 90210 guy is having sex with Megan Fox. Only you. why? Because you love gossip. And women, and queers, love their gossip.

    What straight dude talks about sitting in the car with their Mommy and singing along to the Beatles? None.

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  18. FINE. TONY I AM A BIG FLAAAAAAMING HOMOSEXUAL. OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW LIBERATING. LOOK AT ME, I AM SO GAY, I JUST LOVE THE COCK. CAN'T GET ENOUGH.

    Happy?

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  19. Actually yes that did make me laugh.

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