Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Random Villains Most Anticipated of 08!

My god there is NOTHING going on in the world of entertainment that is news worthy. Some stills of some movies that really isn't all that impressive, some TV spots for movies we have already seen previews for, and that's about it really. So I figured fuck it, I'll share my list of movies I can not wait to see this year with you.

Been hyped for this movie for awhile now, can't wait to see it.

Be Kind Rewind
This movie looks insanely great. Click here to check out the trailer.

Need I say more?

Well, there is nothing coming out this month that I care to see in theaters. Ugh. Sadness falls upon me in the month of Valentines.

Only thing I see going on in March is Run, Fatboy, Run. Which is some weird movie with Simon Pegg. And if it has Simon Pegg in it, I'm watching. It also has Hank Azaria in it who is fuckin genius. As well as Thandie Newton who is god damned hot. Trailer here.

This is another month that offers me nothing. Thanks April.

Iron Man
Fuck yes.

Speed Racer
Not really a fan of the cartoon, but the trailer looks pretty damn awesome, and Emile Hirsh is awesome, trailer here.

The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
I really enjoyed the first movie, never read the books, so I am looking forward to this one. Trailer time!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
God damn I have been waiting years for this. Trailer coming next month....

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Posted the trailer for this a few weeks ago. Another Judd Apatow written movie, this time with the hottest of the hot, Kristen Bell!

The Happening
M. Night Shamalamadingdong. He made good stuff with The Sixth Sense. Unbreakable was good. Signs was good. Lady in the Water was fuckin retarded. Hopefully he gets back to doin what he does best.

The Incredible Hulk
Thank god they are redoing this movie. Hulk was fuckin retarded and Ang Lee lost all respect I had for him with that pile of shit. Go Ed Norton Go!

Wall E
Pixar. No more needs to be said.

This movie looks like a big pile of kick ass. And it has General Zod in it! Trailer time!

Devon posted the trailer for this the other day and it looks pretty decent. Even though it seems like it sorta ripped off The Incredibles.

Hellboy 2
2008 is going to be comic book movie fanboy heaven!

The Dark Knight
Like millions of others in the world, this movie is by far #1 on my most anticipated.

The Pineapple Express
I'm not that into stoner movies. Harold and Kumar is not funny at all. Cheech and Chong were the kings of stoner comedy and no one has come close to it in years. But this movie looks promising. And of course, Judd Apatow is involved.

Nothing for me here. ugh.

Meh, nothing here either, I'm sure I'll go see Saw V but those movies are running a bit dry for me.

Bond 22
Casino Royale was fucking fantastic, the best Bond film in decades. Pierce Brosnan has nothing on Daniel Craigs bond. No wacky stunts, or crazy CGI, just a straight up smart serious spy thriller. And I can not wait to see what comes next.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Have not read the books, but I know what happens in them all. I really like how with each movie, the tone is darker and darker.

Star Trek
Or as we here call it, Star Trek Babies. Simon Pegg is in it, and so is Sylar! Boosh!

Movies With No Release Dates
Sleepaway Camp 4
Fucks sake I have been waiting since 2004 to see this fuckin movie but it has yet to be released, here is hoping 2008 is the year!

They Call Me Bruce
Bruce Campbell plays, Bruce Campbell. enough said.

No movie based off a book by Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club) that follows Victor Mancini (Sam Rockwell), a sex addict who works as a Colonial War re-enactor and runs a con scheme that involves deliberately choking in restaurants and attaching himself parasitically to his rescuers, all to fund his mother's (Anjelica Huston) care at a private mental hospital.

Trick R Treat
This was on my most anticipated of 07 list till the bastards moved it to 08. Ugh.

War, Inc.
To me, this is a sequel to Grosse Point Blank. But it's not. It stars John Cusack as an assassin. And Joan Cusack is his secretary, sound familiar? And it is about a government assassin is sent to a Middle-Eastern warzone where he is assigned to kill a rogue leader while posing as a chaperone for an Arab pop star.

That about does it, there are some movies I have yet to hear of, or see trailers for, so they may or may not be added to this list.


  1. What no Meet the Spartans?

    Speed Racer looks like a japanese orgasm set to fag ass rave music. PASS.

    The rest are all on my list as well.

  2. fag ass rave music? This coming from the Fall Out Boy / My Chemical Romance fan. LOLOLOLOOLOLOLLOOOLL.

  3. Fall Out Boy, slightly.

    My Chemical Romance, not hardly.


  4. So you sending me an IM gushing about how great the My Chemical Romance CD is a few months ago was purely my imagination then?

  5. Oh hey look at that, you post retarded blogs, the readers number drops to the 40s, I post blogs, and were back in the 60s.


  6. That's not even how the counts work, moron.

  7. Shhh just accept it pink fatty face.