Friday, January 4, 2008

Breaking News: Britney Spears rushed to Hospital last night!

While you were probably sleeping...

Britney Spears held her own kids hostage on Thursday night. The police were called to her home after she refused to turn over her children to Kevin Federline's bodyguard, like she was supposed to do.

Sean Preston and Jayden James are now in the safe and better hands of their father, as Britney Spears was rushed to the emergency room for psychiatric evaluation, and because police observed her to be under the influence of some unknown substance.

Additionally, according to new reports:

"The stress and mental anguish of the ongoing custody battle and deposition has caused Spears to 'lose a tremendous amount of weight in the past several weeks."

Here's how most of it went down:

Britney is clearly out of control. Some would say she's this generation's Marilyn Monroe, to which I always respond "Yeah, but at least Marilyn had talent and was hot."


  1. Oh shut up about Britney not being hot, you know you'd fuck her. I would.

    What I find really funny about all of this is people bashing her and hoping she dies and shit like that, and then when and if she does die soon, people will mourn her and say its such a tragedy and all this bullshit. People are fuckin stupid.

  2. I really don't get all of the commotion. It's a young white girl on drugs with family problems. That sums up about 80% of the kids living in suburbs.

  3. The dumb thing about this, the MAIN reason shes like this, is because of the media. If I had hundreds of idiots CONSTANTLY 24 hours a day 7 days a week following me around camping outside of my house I would go a little fuckin crazy too. I feel sorry for her.