Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Trailer: Meet the Spartans

Those same talentless hacks that brought you Epic Movie and Date Movie, and who knows what else, bring you this piece of garbage.

Meet The Spartans
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Clearly a spoof of 300 and other war movies, yet way less awesome.

Why do studios keep green lighting this shit?

Oh yeah, and did I mention it stars fucking Hercules and Carmen Electra? WINNER!!

10 comments:

  1. And yet, you promote it here. I saw this trailer over a month ago and wanted to break every bone in my own body for existing in the same world that this piece of shit does. That simple fact is why I didn't promote it here. Take this fuckin article off now.

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  2. I would call what I was doing "trashing" it. Not so much promoting it.

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  3. Youre an idiot. Just like the whole, Mike Huckabee thing, even though you were trashing him, you were making people aware of who he is. Like myself, I had no idea who the fuck that guy was till you said something about him, and now that I saw his videos and shit, I like the guy and I will be voting for him, YOUR PLAN BACKFIRED.

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  4. Yea I too do not get "This movie is going to be horrible. Be sure to check out the trailer"

    Especially as the ads have been running for weeks now

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  5. You fail at life Devon.

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  6. Oh well, let me go cut myself in that case.

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  7. I just noticed that ever since Devon has rejoined the website, the numbers next to the readers has dropped daily.

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  8. Hate to see it but, I agree with anonymous. Readers are dropping like mens underwear in Devons bedroom on a boring Sunday night after too much ginger ale.

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  9. あなたがたはこれほどかなり全部を連れて行かなくてもよいです。After all it is just a movie

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