Monday, January 21, 2008

Razzie Nominations

They need to put these on TV. Or at least stream the ceremony on the net. I put my picks in bold.

WORST PICTURE

Bratz

Daddy Day Camp

I Know Who Killed Me

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

Norbit

WORST ACTOR

Nicolas Cage
GHOST RIDER, NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS
and NEXT

Jim Carrey
THE NUMBER 23

Cuba Gooding, Jr.
DADDY DAY CAMP
and NORBIT

Eddie Murphy (as Norbit)
NORBIT

Adam Sandler
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY

WORST ACTRESS

Jessica Alba
AWAKE, FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER
and GOOD LUCK CHUCK

Logan Browning, Janel Parrish, Nathalia Ramos & Skyler Shaye
(A Four-for-One Deal!)
BRATZ

Elisha Cuthbert
CAPTIVITY

Diane Keaton
BECAUSE I SAID SO

Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Orlando Bloom
PIRATES OF THE CAROB-BEAN: AT WIT'S END

Kevin James
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY

Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong)
NORBIT

Rob Schneider
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY

Jon Voight
BRATZ, NATIONAL TREASURE 2, SEPTEMBER DAWN
and TRANSFORMERS

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Jessica Biel
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
and NEXT

Carmen Electra
EPIC MOVIE

Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia)
NORBIT

Julia Ormond
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

Nicolette Sheridan
CODE NAME: THE CLEANER

WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Jessica Alba
& EITHER
Hayden Christensen
(AWAKE)
OR
Dane Cook
(GOOD LUCK CHUCK)
OR
Ioan Gruffudd
(FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER)

Any Combination of Two
Totally Air-Headed Characters
BRATZ

Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan
(as The Yang to Her Own Yin)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

Eddie Murphy (as Norbit)
& EITHER
Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong)
OR
Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia)
NORBIT

Adam Sandler
& EITHER
Kevin James
OR
Jessica Biel
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY

WORST REMAKE OR RIP-OFF

Are We Done Yet?
(Remake/Rip-Off of MR. BLANDINGS Builds his Dream House)

Bratz
(A Rip-Off If Ever There Was One!)

Epic Movie
(Rip-Off of Every Movie it Rips Off)

I Know Who Killed Me
(Rip-Off of HOSTEL, SAW and THE PATTY DUKE SHOW)

Who's Your Caddy
(Rip-Off of Caddy Shack)

WORST PREQUEL OR SEQUEL

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem

Daddy Day Camp

Evan Almighty

Hannibal Rising

Hostel: Part II

WORST DIRECTOR

Dennis Dugan
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY

Roland Joffe
CAPTIVITY

Brian Robbins
NORBIT

Fred Savage (yes, THAT Fred Savage.)
DADDY DAY CAMP

Chris Siverston
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

WORST SCREENPLAY

Daddy Day Camp
Screenplay by Geoff Rodkey and David J. Stem & David N. Weiss

Epic Movie
Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

I Know Who Killed Me
Written by Jeffrey Hammond

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Screenplay by Barry Fanaro and Alexander Payne & Jim Taylor

Norbit
Screenplay by Eddie Murphy & Charles Murphy
and
Jay Sherick & David Ronn

WORST EXCUSE FOR A HORROR MOVIE

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem

Captivity

Hannibal Rising

Hostel: Part II

I Know Who Killed Me

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