Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Update on the untimely death of Heath Ledger.

Us magazine has a quick rundown of what has now been confirmed by Paul Browne, the Deputy Commissioner for Public Information of the New York Police Department.

  • The deceased was discovered by a masseuse and a housekeeper at approximately 2:45 p.m. today.
  • The masseuse was there for a regular appointment.
  • The deceased was found in his bedroom.
  • The deceased was lying on the floor, curled up, at the foot of his bed.
  • The deceased was naked and face down.
  • There were not pills found scattered around the room as had been previously reported.
  • There were some prescription bottles, including prescription sleeping medication, uncovered.
One thing I find intriguing about his death, is the age-old fable in Hollywood that celebrity deaths come in threes. Last week we saw the untimely death of actor Brad Renfro, and this past weekend the passing of screen veteran Suzanne Pleshette. It would appear Mr. Ledger is celebrity death #3. We here at Devon Lohan send our condolences to his family and loved ones.


  1. You're a fucking retard. Yes there is a myth about, "they die in 3's" But uh, this makes 4. Sam from the Brady Bunch died recently as well.

  2. Oh god yes, because I didn't even consider a guy who hasn't had an actual acting role since the early 70s, I'M a fucking a retard.


  3. Good to see you know your facts....

    Scooby-Doo in Arabian Nights (1994)

    you really are the worst writer on this site. If it isn't pointless non-entertaining crap, then its shit I already read the day before.

    1994 = early 70's. Youre a dumbshit.

  4. ::waits for Devon to claim that I am actually "anonymous" because it's impossible for two people in the world to think Devon is worthless::

  5. You can't possibly be serious. How much time did you spend searching for that on IMDB just to prove a point... albeit a weak one?

    Get over it.

  6. Since all you really have to do is type in a show, or someones name, I would guess it took him maybe 2 minutes, if that.

  7. The point is, well..

    it's stupid. He doesn't count!!

    *stamps foot*