Thursday, September 4, 2008

State Of The Lohan Address

So what has been going on lately? This site has been slow, lack of posts, lack of comments. Things are a little dead around here lately.

Well the truth is, it's not our fault, its the worlds. Just nothing that interesting going on. New Orleans was about to be wiped off the face of the planet, news hyped it up to be the biggest storm ever, but New Orleans didn't get touched.

Celebs are kinda keeping a low profile on everything, and just playing it cool. Britney is somewhat hot again, Amy is still alive, and the movie voice guy died. Shit even the new Metallica album leaked onto the internet and not even Lars seemed to give a shit. Things are odd.

As for with us, well last week I was sick and didn't feel like moving, let alone coming on here to post stupid news stories. D-Money never posts. GC came along with his monthly random ass blog. And of course, like predicted, Devon never really quit the blog, like he says he will for the 67th time. In fact Devon is doing quite well, and has found himself a nice chinese girfriend.

So in closing, if you are wondering why the site is so slow with the stories, its just that nothing all that interesting to us at least is happening in the world. Or there might be something interesting happening, but it's just rumors. And I stay away from rumors as much as I possibly can. So don't worry kids, we are still here, just waiting for something interesting to happen.


  1. Alright so, we need to see a picture of this chinese "girl"friend.

  2. My personal life is none of your business, and no one has permission to post any pictures. Fuck off.

  3. In the meantime, I'll be starting a new series this weekend, taking a look at all the TV shows premiering in the next couple weeks.

  4. I've seen a picture already.

    Also why would someone need permission to post a picture from the internet that is already posted on the internet?

  5. I dunno. Do you think Keno from Secret Of The Ooze is hot?

  6. "a new series"....what the fuck happened to all these video series supposedly on the way. And I agree wtih anonymous 1, lets see, is she of the mail order variety? Nothin wrong with ordering a piece of ass off the net.

  7. He threw a fit and cried and said hes never posting Devovision cause I ruined it all. How I dont know, but it was funny as fuck.

    What do you guys wanna see and hear more of? Devons new chinese indian girlfriend? Or listen to him squeal about how excited he is for the new shows premiering?